YOOOO okay, she's a fussbudget, but tell me more! People who go through life with the top button buttoned can be surprisingly deep. Not comfortable booty tooting either in dance class, or with the penis cake Christy brought to Briana's divorce party. Lives with a fiancee she's never had sex with because that goes against her religious beliefs. Tonya is also responsible for two of the best soundbites so far: "She's old enough to party but she'll always be my baby" about her daughter and "Why are you allowing yourself to come out of something's ass?" in answer to Elena describing a gig as the hatefully named "Midget Bar" in Vegas. Tonya is being edited more into the role of the sensible mom inasmuch as her daughter is the kid appearing the most on the show so far, showing up in Tonya's intro segment and also making her way to Briana's divorce party, and TRUST good mom is always a great look. Well, she calls herself "Lil' Boss" but that role has been co-opted by Terra as of this reporting. Cool move, Christy! Todd point-blank refused. She's dating Briana's ex, Todd and apparently broke up Briana and Todd's fledgling relationship, and she pressured Todd HARD to buy her an engagement ring the day before Briana's Divorce Party so she could announce her engagement the same night Briana was celebrating one of the more painful milestones of her life. Although IRL she's probably perfectly lovely but rules are rules, there must be a Bitch. In my world there are no bitches, but I'm here to report the news not make my own dreams come true and in every group of reality show friends someone has to be edited as the conflict-sowing bitch, and Christy is the Bitch. The fact she's a career Britney Spears impersonator and has icy platinum hair clearly rankles with Terra, and her casual acceptance of her employers referring to her as a "midget" as long as the check clears infuriated a whole hot tub of ladies she was trying to befriend at Briana's "I Just Got Divorced Party." She's also married to an average-height fellow and clearly fulfills the role of the "hot one" that all the others sort of hate. She justifiably called bullshit on Christy (more on her later) and also Elena's green card marriage, but at the end of the day she was the only one with enough hutzpah to talk an embarrassed Traci back into dance class by explaining tooting your booty is "nothing vulgar, it's just sensual."Įlena is from Russia, which is why everything she says is subtitled.
#Elena little women la professional
She's savvy as hell to this medium too, a judgement I've made based on how many times she was able to squeeze the phrase "at the end of the day" into her talking heads.Ī blonde fond of side shave asymmetrical styling, jazzy leggings and edgy statement jewelry, Terra is a professional impersonator with a little person rock star boyfriend fond of close-clinging black tees. The originator of wildly popular persona "Mini Britney," Terra is the clear HBIC of the semi-actual group of friends our new favorite show will be centering on. Ready to meet the little ladies? Of course you are.
#Elena little women la tv
This is your new favorite show.ĭown to its franchise-ready title, Lifetime's Little Women: LA has every trope of its successful reality TV show predecessors about tight friends in extremely niche, closed worlds, with the added bonus you don't feel like its characters are super-entitled vacant lots. A breakdown during a "for fun" dance class.
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